“I think my description of you is perfect. It really captures the essence that is Taufmum.”
- HE’S DONE WONDERFUL THINGS AND EVERYONE TOTALLY LIKES HIM AND EVERYONE IS OBSESSED WITH HIM.
- THEY HAVE “I <3 TZ” ON THE BACK OF ALL THEIR NOTEBOOKS.
- ONE GIRL IN MY ADVOCATE WEARS A SHIRT WITH HIS NAME ON IT UNDERNEATH ALL HER CLOTHES.
- FOR HALLOWEEN, THIS GUY CARVED A PUMPKIN OF HIS FACE.
- SOMEONE ONCE STARTED A RUMOUR THAT THE MONA LISA WAS BASED ON HIM. THAT’S FACT, NOT RUMOUR.
- THIS ONE TIME, HE PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE. IT WAS AWESOME.
- HIS FAVOURITE MOVIE IS BAMBI.
- THIS ONE TIME, HE RESCUED SOME KITTENS FROM A FIRE.
- IF YOU SHAVED OFF ALL HIS HAIR, TAUFIQ WOULD LOOK LIKE AN ENGLISH MAN.
- THAT’S TAUFIQ ZAINAL, HE KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT EVERYONE. THAT’S WHY HIS HAIR’S SO BIG, IT’S FULL OF SECRETS.
- TAUFIQ’S FACE SMELLS LIKE PEPPERMINT.